Race to the Bottom . . . . .
By Choma
Upon further reflection, I realize that blogs should allow for reader input. Therefore, I will give you all a chance to share your thoughts on . . . which options among this "10 worst things list" you would choose. I will post my answer key later. I want you, the readers, to choose and provide your reasoning.
- hot sister or ugly child
- demoralizing job or incompetent staff
- bad credit or so much money EVERYONE asks you for money
- genital herpes or an infertile spouse
- growing up fat or growing up ugly
- having a bad sports team or having a needy spouse nag you during your team's games.
- a needy spouse or death
- an inexperienced lover or sex with a corpse
- an inexperienced lover or a lover that is too experienced
- a smooth looking car that is high maintenance (bad mileage, always needs repairs) or a crappy-looking car that looks so bad the metal cannot even be recycled to make tuna cans.

An inexperience lover can be taught and you can always learn from the one which is too experienced.
Just dont ask the too experienced lover or yourself how they came by that experience or how many it took to teach them. Ask the unexperienced one only after you give them some experience. (Comment this)